The Fumble Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.