The Stuffed Run Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Jones Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
- Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.