The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..
- Jones Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.