The Garbage-Time Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.