The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Jones Sr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.