The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Rodgers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rodgers leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodgers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.