The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rodgers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.