The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The play clock hits zero on Rodgers four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodgers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.