The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- The play clock hits zero on Rodgers four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Rodgers, Rodgers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.