The Checkdown Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Rodgers, Rodgers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.