The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Rodgers: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Rodgers will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rodgers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.