The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.