The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rodgers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rodgers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.