The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rodgers will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rodgers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.