The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Rodgers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rodgers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.