The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.