The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.