The Intentional Grounding Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Rodgers: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Rodgers, Rodgers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.