The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Rodgers: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Rodgers, the end zone is a rumor.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.