The Overthrow Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Rodgers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.