The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- The play clock hits zero on Rodgers four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodgers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.