The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Rodgers gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.