The Sideline-Scold Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rodgers will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodgers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.