The Butter-Finger Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.