The Hamstring Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.