The Hamstring Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mitchell was due a breakout.
- Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.