The Butter-Finger Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.