The Dropped Pass Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Brown drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.