The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Brown was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.