The Hamstring Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Brown gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.