The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.