The Phantom Flag Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.