The Dropped Pass Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.