The Phantom Flag Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Brown gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.