The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.