The Out-of-Bounds Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.