The Late Scratch Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.