The Phantom Flag Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Drake Maye
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.