The Phantom Holding Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.