The Mystery Tweak Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.