The Hamstring Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.