The Sunday Night Fade Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brown scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.