The Mystery Tweak Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.