The Sunday Night Fade Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Drake Maye
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.