The Sunday Night Fade Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.