The Phantom Flag Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.