The Out-of-Bounds Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Brown was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.