The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.