The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Brown gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.