The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Brown gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.